What do you get when you eat ALL the potatoes?
I’m thankful for my friends. I love them.
WIFI BUS WIFI BUS HOLY BALLS IT’S THE WIFI BUS.
Men and Socks
The joy of being a man is in the socks. I was folding my laundry today to find that one of my socks had a gaping hole in the toe and had lost its usefulness.
Of course, a new opportunity presents itself. I’ve now got a fapsock I can use. Life is good like that.
Bootstraps
SimonBob: hey I have no problem with the bootstrap doctrine
SimonBob: I just figure we should make sure everyone can afford bootstraps in the first place
Lose/Lose
Claremonster: have you heard of this game called lose/lose?
Willseph: good one
Claremonster: what?
Claremonster: no it's an actual game
Claremonster: dammit now I lost
Willseph: yeah
Claremonster: goddammit willseph
Willseph: how did you not see that
Willseph: that's like
Willseph: blantant
Willseph: haha
Claremonster: aadfaf
Willseph: MIND = BLOWN
Everyone remembers their first time.
Radio PSI Drama
Noellvira: VampireBatman: http://i.imgur.com/BZ5N4.jpg
VampireBatman: WTF HAPPENED TO CLARE
Noellvira: guess
Claremonster: KAME
Claremonster: YOU SAID THAT WAS BETWEEN US
Claremonster:
Claremonster: THAT WAS SPECIAL FOR YOU KAME
eggstree: YOU <censored>
Claremonster: EGGSTREE IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
Claremonster: WELL IT IS
Claremonster: BUT
Claremonster: ARGH
eggstree: NO EXCUSES
Claremonster: NONE AT ALL
eggstree: no more milk duds for you
Noellvira: Wait eggs, I thought you liked me? ;_;
Claremonster: :O
eggstree: i do, turtle
Claremonster: VAMPIREBATMAN
Noellvira: You're cheating on me with CLAREMONSTER?
Claremonster: I CAN'T EXPLAIN
Claremonster: WELL I CAN'T
Claremonster: ARGH
VampireBatman: WHAT THE SOAP OPERA
eggstree: i can't even cheat with him properly
Claremonster: http://i.imgur.com/BZ5N4.jpg THIS WAS FOR KAME AND KAME ONLY
Claremonster: Eggstree. I don't know
[01: 28am] • Claremonster grabs the gun from Eggstree
Claremonster: IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY
[01: 28am] • eggstree draws another gun and shoots Calremonster
[01: 29am] • Claremonster is bleeding
Claremonster: Eggs...
[01: 29am] • Claremonster drops the gun
Claremonster: I'm...
Claremonster: I'mmm
eggstree: Clare.
Claremonster: EGG...
Claremonster: egg
Noellvira: Noooo
Claremonster: egg
Noellvira: You shot him!
[01: 29am] • Claremonster is fading fast
Claremonster: Kame... come close
Claremonster: I'm growing weak
Claremonster: Kame...
eggstree: you're what
Noellvira: The only man who ever gave me pix....
eggstree: spit it out
Claremonster: Kame
Claremonster: I'm
Claremonster: I'm your Father, Kame.
[01: 29am] • Claremonster dies
Noellvira: wut
eggstree: yeah, he was crazy.
Noellvira: i'm older than you though
VampireBatman: ew
eggstree: Well, let's get a drink.
VampireBatman: wait
VampireBatman: claremonster isn't mexican
Noellvira: EXCEPT CLARE
Noellvira: hes too young
VampireBatman: even with time travel
Noellvira: wtf you talkin' about Sugarjames?
